Cakes

"Peej, what are you doing?" "Trying something a little different. Now brush our fucking teeth before I make a mess please."

“I thought you two were going to talk, not paint the floor. We are so lucky this is hardwood.”

“You are my boyfriend who, while very understanding, is incredibly straight and cis. But you’re also a ghost, possessing his body. And a lesbian. Who’s now stuck with his body.”

I am definitely not a dude bro. You’re just being mean when I’m graciously allowing you to use my body.

He’s chasing his girlfriend in the woods at night!? What kind of straight nonsense was this!?